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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.