If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?
His loving knife.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
They're mostly Dum Dums.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
A ewe-nicycle
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Tweets.
