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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?