What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.