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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.