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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.