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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.