Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.