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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.