Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks