Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.