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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.