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Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.