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Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.