Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target