What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.