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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.