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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.