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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!