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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.