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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.