Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.