What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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The big hand touches the little hand.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*