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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives