Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Because attachments are not allowed.
It's all about the execution
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
An Autipsy.
Because she's a cover thief.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
