Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
Because they came from afar.
Because attachments are not allowed.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Sometimes i get the joke.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
A Sturgeon!
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
He touched a lot of people.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.