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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.