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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Rink injustice!

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

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ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.