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Cervix Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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