Cervix Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?