Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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Treason

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!