Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.