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Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.