Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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Quarter pounder with cheese.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda...

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.