Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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What do you call freshly made cheese?

Goudas-new

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.