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Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda...

What do you call freshly made cheese?

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