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Cheesus Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus.

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Battle Royale with cheese.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a religious dairy farmer?

Cheesus Christ

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.