Smart Person Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.