Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"
X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)
Tenish.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Beaux!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
I'm in a cent.
Don't be alfredo.