Eli5
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
Because he couldn't see that well!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Apparently 10 aren't enough: