Eli5
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Half a dog!
The other half