Eli5
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
Six and a half books.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He picked up his hammer and saw.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!