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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.