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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.