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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet