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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.