I know how to turn a PC on.
When it's past your eyes.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
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Two brunettes and a red-head.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
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Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)