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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.