What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.