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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.