How are you doing?

And you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.