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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi