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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi