How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi