Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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