Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

White Actor Jokes More White Actor Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.