Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy