Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end