Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.