Bio Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.