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How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....