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Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.