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Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray