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Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.