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Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray