How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Previous Random Joke Next

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

Redneck Girl Jokes More Redneck Girl Jokes

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.