What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Alabama Woman Jokes More Alabama Woman Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.