What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.