What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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A Chrysler

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You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.