What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!