Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.