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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!