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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.