What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.