What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.