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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*