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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet