What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime