Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.