Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.