What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

What are you doing, idiot?

Me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.