What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.