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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.