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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.