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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.