How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast