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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.