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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.