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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.