How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.