How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What do you call a retard who is super high?

A baked potato

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.