Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak!...

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry