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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.