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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.