Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.