Strap a steak to the ceiling
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
Flatulence
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
RAWR
He was burnt at the steak.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Staple food to the ceiling!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
You staple food on the ceilings.