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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Staple Food Jokes More Staple Food Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!