What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high